Excuses excuses
Last night my wife tortured me to dinner with the couple causing havoc in the park as her attempt to “smooth things over” so we can all try to work together. If you know me in the slightest, you know...
View ArticleThings you learn from living in a RV #3046540
No matter how clean you think you are, the trail of ants leading to the tiniest crumb of food makes you feel like a slob and proves you aren’t as good as you think you are.
View ArticleGiggling girls
Life is full of strange moments when you simply have to sit back and laugh at the situation. Sometimes, you have to do the laughing while you’re still in the situation for fear of suddenly losing what...
View ArticleStatic
It’s a rainy day here in Santa Paula. Bre is working in the campground, soon to come get me so we can go shopping, and I’m sitting at my computer contemplating if the homicide I want to commit is...
View ArticleDon’t Despair
I know I haven’t been updating here much and the things I do have been on the negative side but this IS my place to vent. So you will see the negative more than the positive from time to time....
View ArticleOverheard from the Madame Zen: Swords
“Are you going to use these swords right away or should I just add them to the pile on the bed?”
View ArticleThe Quiet Passing of Halloween 2011
I have never NOT done something for Halloween. Ever. Until now. For the first time in my life, I have no plans, no costume (other than some awesome fuzzy pants that Bre got me with black cats all...
View ArticleHolistic Dentistry
For years of my life, I’ve had the wonderful fortune of having very healthy teeth. Save for my wisdom teeth, I’ve had a small handful of “soft spots” and perhaps 2 or 3 cavities in total. That was...
View ArticleUnthanksgiving
As the status updates flying across such social networks of the likes of Google and Facebook, I sit and reminisce holidays long past. And though I don’t celebrate the holiday* anymore, I do feel the...
View ArticleSkyrim, artwork, cows, telecommuting and our daily lives
In my efforts to keep our blog a bit more updated than I have been over the past few months, I thought I’d start with updating you all on the day to day on-goings in the Madame Zen. Dentistry: As...
View ArticleBlessed Winter Solstice
Yesterday was the Winter Solstice for us here on the Pacific coast (US) and what a feast! Bre and I would like to thank our friends in attendance (Tim, Ellen, Merry, Nicky, Claire, Lavida and Amber)...
View ArticleThe Power of Facebook
Last April Fool’s Day we demonstrated the impact Facebook has on how we are perceived by friends and family. By simply changing our relationship status and posting a few annoyed sounding posts,...
View ArticleWe’re still hiding in pink camo!
Despite the erratic updating and general lack of our normal “adventuring” (i.e. parties, traveling, etc.), please don’t think for a moment that we’ve changed our ways. Oh quite to the contrary! We’ve...
View ArticleCareer choices
To say I’m “career driven” is a bit of an understatement. By the age of 17, I was running my own cleaning company. By 23, I had started my career in Efficiency Management. By 25, I was a bookkeeper...
View ArticleMiracles generate energy
Some of you know I’ve suffered from a sever spinal injury for years now. It took me from being a once extremely active person to being just shy of a sloth depending on the pain. A while ago we...
View ArticleLearning ASL
Bre and I have decided to learn ASL (American Sign Language) together. I know a little of it having had a deaf friend in high school and living with a partially deaf parent teaches you a lot about...
View ArticleNew Chapters
Well my Dear Readers… er… assuming we have any of you still reading this, once again things are changing in our world and I’m finally able to discuss them without fear of it raining down on Bre’s head....
View ArticleToday’s lesson in stupidity: Seeking Spiritual Guidance, you’re doing it wrong!
Let me start this entry off by saying… HOLY FUCK PEOPLE ARE STUPID! Okay, that said, apparently some dude was roaming about Facebook the other day and “somehow” came across my profile, saw my duckie...
View ArticleApparently our ceremony doesn’t count
First, I want to say “thank you” to everyone involved in this little episode. It means a lot to us to know our friends and family will stand behind us when others discriminate against us. That said…...
View ArticleWe beat the bully!
Remember yesterday’s extremely LONG post about everyone’s comments being deleted and such, well it didn’t end there. Apparently this rather mean woman sent her husband into the camp’s office to give...
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